It's the weekend again, and I am on duty. Sat in my flat, eating twizlers (the American kind, not the turkey variety) and waiting for the bell to ring. Which it isn't. And this is now beginning to bother me.

It went once last night, a lock out, fairly standard. Today, there has been nothing. It is now nearly 3pm. This is most unusual.

I fear it could be a bad night. They are never this quiet unless they are planning something.